Funny

Mom sent me this e-mail today....I thought it was hilarious. I started to forward it to everyone, but I decided to just post it here instead.



> Subject: Fw: Joke Du Jor (UNCLASSIFIED)
>
>
> THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD
> GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO
> UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN
> INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE
> SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF
> MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE
> DIFFERENCE."
>
> THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO
> OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR
> BUSINESS.
>
> AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME, THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
> YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
>
> 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
>
> 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL
> THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
>
> HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE -- I THINK MINE
> WAS A WITCH.'
>
> 'A WITCH ?. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY
> THAT?'
>
> 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER
> ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE. THEN
> SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW. .. AND TOOK
> MY TEETH WITH HER!'


I laughed so hard I cried! Did you guys think it was that funny too, or am I just weird?