I Can't Take My Eyes Off Her For One Minute Without....

When you walk into the kitchen and see the barstool pushed up against the counter, you don't know exactly what you'll find....



you just know that, whatever it is, it'll be terrible....




I shouldn't have left the Skin-so-Soft on the kitchen counter. It's bright blue and it stains. Her hands are still very blue even after three washings.



Now she looks like she murdered a smurf.